SYEW Project #1

One week down. The wait at the beginning was pausing and focusing myself for the 9042948342th take. Messed the lyrics up too. Once I get in front of a camera, my hands become sweaty, my throat becomes sandpaper and my fart becomes farty. Oh wait I thought this was Mad-Lib. To the three people including myself that got the joke and thought it was funny, high five!

Why did I put so much effort into this picture? Nobody's going to see it... Nobody's going to read this. I can say anything here and people will be like "Hey Kevin I like your blog" because none of you will actually read any of it. Dicks. I think Star Trek is overrated. I hate iPhones. I hate you. Yes you. Especially if you are a baby. Babies make me jealous. All you have to do is poop in a toilet and people act like you won the Nobel Prize. I wish life was always like that.

  I wish I had some sort of mechanism in my washroom that whenever I flushed, confetti would shoot out of the roof and big flashing letters pop up on the wall "CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE STILL NOT INCONTINENT!". Thank you for the positive support bathroom. Eventually if I grow old enough and I am incontinent, maybe I'll get a "Sorry, please try again later". Depressing thought. Maybe I should stop talking about poop and move on to something else... Nope, got nothing.